GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then